Molly Rosen Marriner




Oh hi! I’m Molly, and this is my writerly website. 

As a writer, I’ve learned that people…don’t actually Iike to read that much.  So here are some basics. 

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“Personal” writing

Currently working on a big long project. In the past I made zines and wrote jokes. Here’s some finished stuff that you can read (cough, buy):

- Public domain sheet music 
-The memoir Memories of Fat Camp
- The faux Revolutionary War-era woman’s magazíne Content Queene
- The dating pamphlet The Secret Languge of Birth Order
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The surprisingly bestselling Who BARTed?
- The historical fanfiction audiobook 26 Stories About a Young Phil Jackson
- The fashion ethnography Stressed, Awkward, Envied
- Bidet reviews
- Really old satire 

“Professional” writing

If you’re here to learn about my day job as a UX writer, you’re in luck(ish).  Here’s a sampling of some of my favorite projects from Figma and previous employ:

- A brand new Figma product
- A not-horribly-received billing remodel and further $ monetization  
- A responsive and fun signup flow
- Inclusive search and emotional health resources (Pinterest)
- A better logged-out homepage (Pinterest)
- A 10-2 “not guilty” verdict delivered in favor of BART, in less than two hours (Foreman, civil jury, Alameda County)
- Removing the vandalism “Miss Rosen is a looser” from a student’s desk (NYC Dept. of Ed.)

Another favorite Pinterest project was taxonomy that defined peoples’ fixed perma-identities vs. their fleeting current interests. Here’s some fixed vs. fleeting of me, so this website feels a tad more substantial:

Long term identity-formers

- Movies and TV where adults go back to school
- Magazines
- Basset hounds
- Tuna melts
- The mail
- The Salem Witch Trials
- The 1950s (beatniks! squares! had it all)
- Baths
- An impeccable cinematic death scene
- The idea that I could become a docent at the Tenement Museum one day
- Let’s face it, the musical Rent

Recent interests (last updated Oct 4 2026)

- The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas soundtrack
- Squash (the food)
- Rocket yoga
- Sloppy eyeliner and purpley lipstick
- Suburban movie theaters
- Wisp portable toothbrushes
- Gift-giving



You’re still here? Damn. Maybe I was wrong about people not reading after all…

✍️ mollyjanerosen@gmail.com ✍️

Prophetic words are rarely appreciated during their times.